Sally Jones
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02:41:07 pm on January 4, 2012 | # |
Well, thank goodness someone is bringing us snow ’cause the weather sure isn’t. It is dry and dusty and brown in northern Maine. Looks dreadful.
Conversation between Janet and the clouds……..
Me:(holding computer up to the sky) Now look here cloud, you see that white stuff Mary has on all her pictures?
Cloud (closing eyes) Not looking, Nope
Me (shaking computer until some of the snow falls out) See that, that’s snow. We need some of that.
Cloud (eyes still closed) Can’t see a thing
Me: Listen cloud, you don’t have to open your eyes, you know perfectly well what I’m talking about. This is Maine, it’s winter, you’re supposed to snow and you know it.
Cloud (whining) Go away. I can’t snow
Me: What???? Of course you can, it’s winter. You rained all summer you most certainly can snow now.
Cloud(whining harder) No I can’t. I used up all my moisture this summer raining.
Me: Well, isn’t that just dandy. You wasted all your moisture pouring down rain we didn’t want. What are you going to do about this?
Cloud(fading away into blue sky) …………….. Nothing!
And It looks like that’s what we are going to get the rest of January …. nothing. GRUMP, grump, grump!!!
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